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David H Champion Author Albany Posts:14,511 Points:2,796,540 Joined:Aug 2004	Message Posted: Jul 27, 2005 5:05:50 PM Ignore David H Report Abuse Interloceter - What did the elephant say to the giraffe? Foil - "I don't know" Interloceter - Old age pension. Foil - "I don't get it" Interloceter - No, and you won't until you're sixty-five!

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Interloceter - What did the elephant say to the giraffe?
Foil - "I don't know"

Interloceter - Old age pension.
Foil - "I don't get it"

Interloceter - No, and you won't until you're sixty-five!

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