Weaslespit

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Message Posted: Jun 9, 2010 9:24:11 PM
Seriously, time to lock this one Mods!
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gougedQC

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Message Posted: Jun 9, 2010 7:46:41 PM
for heaven's sake, let this stupid joke die. do not respond...
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VetteBlue

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Message Posted: Jun 6, 2010 9:13:57 AM
Bull
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cheap2010skate

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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2010 5:16:52 PM
I've heard of this before, but won't do it myself. I don't know of anyone who actually does it.
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ricebike

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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2010 9:40:20 AM
well, why doesn't a mod lock this like he locked other stupid threads?
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gougedQC

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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2010 8:38:59 AM
C'mon folks, this is such an incredibly stupid idea, it was probably posted as a joke... LET IT DIE!
[Edited by: gougedQC at 6/4/2010 8:39:53 EST]
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OilerFan

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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2010 8:18:57 AM
I wouldn't pour boiling water on top of an engine for fear of possibly cracking. It's probably not likely, but I'm sure that the goal is to warm the oil in the crankcase, and there are better ways to do this than boiling water. Plus, I don't believe boiling water (unless you had many gallons of it) would warm the oil.
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GasPasserAB

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Edmonton
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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2010 2:19:26 AM
Should the temperature drop near the freezing point, the boiling water could adversely affect your engine, perhaps even crack the head or block. I would advise against this action.
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tmottl

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New York
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Message Posted: May 23, 2010 7:55:07 AM
You have got to be kidding me, right? Waste energy to heat water then pout it over your engine? This is the reason they put those little warning labels on lets say, Preparation H. lmao!!
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Weaslespit

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Cincinnati
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Message Posted: May 16, 2010 11:59:44 AM
I burn the walls in my house in the Winter to save on natural gas for heating. Much more gas saved than this dumb idea!
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ekelly7

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Message Posted: May 15, 2010 8:32:33 AM
you try it and get back to us
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gougedQC

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Message Posted: May 14, 2010 6:27:46 PM
BARON- agreed- this is so stupid it must be a hoax,... people this stupid should be prevented from driving
let this thread die.
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cmanzi77

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Message Posted: May 14, 2010 6:18:38 PM
This is a crazy analysis you have come up with. Not only is doing that a waste of time but won't do anything.
The best thing you could do it let your car idle for at least half a minute. It's not so much the cold engine that's a factor, but letting the oil flow and getting to where it needs to be is what is more important.
Once you have done that, just keep the RPMs as low as you can until the car warms itself up.
Lubrication is important!
[Edited by: cmanzi77 at 5/14/2010 6:19:32 PM EST]
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Baron62nd

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Illinois
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Message Posted: May 14, 2010 6:05:57 PM
Somebody buy this guy a block heater and let this sick dog die!
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kslgas

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Message Posted: May 14, 2010 10:06:05 AM
C
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the1roadhog

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Message Posted: May 12, 2010 8:24:53 AM
It doesn't seem the most intelligent move to make, or am I missing something?
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SiRMatt

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Message Posted: May 11, 2010 10:34:30 PM
I normally don't flame on people in forums, but seriously this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, pouring how ever many litres, (or gallons for all you americans) would be so ineffective, that by the time the engine was warm enough to save you mpg, you'd have a crowd of people laughing and pointing at you, as if your were the village idiot, Oh wait nevermind, you are! ha ha ha.. This really made my day, id like to thank the author of this thread for giving me a laugh and a half.
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SiRMatt

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Message Posted: May 11, 2010 10:30:46 PM
This is hands down the stupidest thing I have ever heard, next to " can I put regular gas in my acura rsx-s?" If you can't afford the extra cents in gas to warm up your car, don't drive, and simply hop on the next loser cruiser to work (the bus)
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marcoson1231

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Message Posted: May 11, 2010 9:08:40 AM
definitely not the best idea, just cut down your warming-up-your-car-time and drive slowly.
gas is not wasted vs idling and your engine will warm up the proper way
the little gas you save vs the potential of damaging other parts of your engine is not worth it
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Maintroll

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Message Posted: May 11, 2010 7:56:29 AM
You sound like some dense airhead to say the least.
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TheBradMan

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Message Posted: May 10, 2010 11:29:29 PM
spam...
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the1roadhog

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Message Posted: Apr 27, 2010 8:11:43 AM
Strange methodology
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WEPSMAN

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Message Posted: Apr 27, 2010 7:48:05 AM
Rookies never cease to amaze me with their posts. I am with GVAN, light a fire under your car every morning to heat it up. For good entertainment, I would wait until it is really cold and then use the hottest water you can get and dump it on the engine block. See what happens.
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gvan

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Chicago
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Message Posted: Apr 26, 2010 2:53:14 PM
Have you tried building a small fire under your oil pan to heat up the engine?
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Ernman

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Message Posted: Apr 25, 2010 3:57:42 PM
Won't help much, may damage your wiring. Better to just keep the car in the garage at night. Hope this is a serious post?!?!
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Matrixowner

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Message Posted: Apr 24, 2010 6:22:43 PM
Another nutty idea.
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pgerassi

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Message Posted: Apr 22, 2010 11:09:25 PM
Its far better to use a block heater or, if not already set up for one, a oil dipstick type heater would do. It adds heat directly to an engine safely. It is recommended for very cold places like International Falls, MN. or Fairbanks, AK. You plug it in when you go inside and turn it on from inside 0.5-2 hours before you will start it (all night in <-40F temperatures).
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gougedQC

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Message Posted: Apr 22, 2010 9:13:31 PM
boy, this sounds like a question for a TV show like = "are you really dumber than a 5th grader?"
but its such a dumb idea that it can't be serious
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Sportsmaster21

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West Virginia
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Message Posted: Apr 21, 2010 10:30:57 PM
Umm...seriously dude? Whatever you're smokin, I'd love to get some of it.
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FuelPump

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Message Posted: Apr 21, 2010 2:12:47 PM
I can only hope this is not a real question, just a joke!!!!!
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Fencemaker

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Message Posted: Apr 21, 2010 12:51:06 PM
Seriously? Are you really planning to boil a pot of water every morning, walk outside to your car w/out spilling it on yourself every day, and then pour this boiling water on your engine without splashing it all over yourself? That doesn't sound much like an effective use of your time, money, and energy.
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klr650guy

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Message Posted: Apr 20, 2010 11:22:44 PM
If you ever start doing that to your poor car, and then go to sell it, please be sure to tell the prospective buyers how badly you treated it each day.
I would want a serious discount off any car that was treated in such a manner if I were to be buying it.
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Houckster

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Message Posted: Apr 19, 2010 10:47:32 AM
RAGNARKAR: Get a block heater installed and treat your engine right.
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Baron62nd

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Message Posted: Apr 19, 2010 10:26:42 AM
Consider the weight of the steel, iron, and aluminum in an engine, my 460 weighs about 720 pounds; my 3800 Buick engine weighs about 380 pounds, a 4 cylinder Chevy Vega engine weighs about 285 pounds. How much will a tea kettle or a gallon of water heat 300 to 700 pounds of steel, iron, and aluminum? Now consider that the heat has to be in the combustion chamber to do any good at all.
It will increase your mpg to warm up the engine before driving, but even without testing this has to be an ineffective way to do this. A much more cost effective way would be a block heater that heats the coolant around the cylinders.
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focusvt

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2010 5:58:30 PM
won't warm the block so it won't make much difference. Not a good idea.
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jes

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2010 3:43:19 PM
This is a first for me.
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CRAZYKAYFREAK

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2010 10:08:52 AM
I don't know much about cars but this just sounds like a bad idea.
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DasAuto92

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2010 11:35:18 PM
Hey Ragnarkar..don't bogart that joint my friend!!I have trouble boiling water for that 1st coffee in the morning, let alone i'm going to stand outside like a schmuck pouring it on my engine...oye ga vault
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gunmunky

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2010 4:05:10 PM
I want what he's smok'in!!!!!!!
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ajhoier

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2010 2:05:02 PM
"I wouldn't do that - just because moisture is not good for electric parts, circuit boards and wires."
I've been told, and have also read that the vehicle manufacturers have all/most of the electrical "sealed" in some way or another so that water will not affect it.
After all, there ARE people who use pressure washers at car washes to clean under their hood....BUT, I know my vehicles owner manual states specifically DO NOT use any water "under the hood" for cleaning....perhaps they are just being too "over protective" in fear that someone would over-saturate something....but they are cars, most sit outside, go through puddles, and drive in rain...they gotta be able to get wet.
BUT, pouring boiling HOT water onto an extremely COLD surface doesn't sound like a good idea; says the guy who had a friend who thought it would be a good idea to "express defrost" his windshield with a pot of boiling water.
120oF water hitting a 20oF cold windshield - let's just say he didn't make it to school that day and had to call Safelite for a windshield replacement :)
I'd imagine something similar could happen under the hood.....?
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CRAZYKAYFREAK

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2010 10:11:23 AM
Sounds odd to me.
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CptSteve

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2010 10:03:53 AM
Surely this is a joke. But supposing for a minute that you are serious; it would take a lot more than a gallon of boiling water to raise the block temp enough to matter. Plus the oil pan tends to be UNDER the engine and getting the oil warm would be the key so pouring it OVER the engine won't even reach the oil mostly. If getting your block warm faster is a big deal where you live (don't recall it getting that cold in San Jose), invest in a block heater and plug it in on a timer each night so it kicks on an hour or so before you leave.
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ekelly7

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2010 4:35:10 AM
what heats the water to start with?
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BUSSY

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2010 7:06:22 PM
Why do we respond to posts such as this? We all should be ashamed of our selves.
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CrazgsupS

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2010 12:47:19 PM
Such good comments. Those in subzero know best. My take is keep your car inside garage, cover it, or take taxi.
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Dale Jr.

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2010 12:28:43 PM
I would like to know who told you this.
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airduct

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2010 9:46:50 AM
You need to baby your engine.
Try hot chicken soup.
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OilerFan

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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2010 9:53:08 AM
I wouldn't do this. If you're wanting to warm the engine (the goal is actually to warm the oil enough that it'll flow adequately and lube the engine), I'd think that installing some kind of block-warmer or put an electric blanket over it or something like that would be the thing to do. Personally, I'd check with auto-parts stores to find a good solution rather than trying to come up with something that might not be safe.
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thirteen1

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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2010 8:04:25 PM
I think you are reaching. The engine will absorb the heat from the water quickly without any benefit (except a wet ignition system). Don't waste your time.
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cheap2010skate

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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2010 1:59:36 PM
Never heard of doing such a thing and would not try it.
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